Paleo tortilla FAIL

There was this lovely looking picture on my pin board in pinterest that showed tortillas.  I was feeling a little carb-acious (is that a word?) today so I decided to venture into a new recipe and try paleo tortillas and make some shredded chicken for Mexican dinner night.  Let's just say, I ended up eating something more like a tostada than tacos tonight.  The photo to the right is the picture that I saw and what I was aiming to make.  The recipe is here.  As you can see below... that is NOT at all what mine turned out like.  The recipe went a little something like this:

1/4 c coconut flour

8 large egg whites

1/4 tsp baking powder

1/2 cup water

coconut oil to use on your frying pan (aka my cast iron skillet)

All you do is mix all the ingredients together, heat the pan, and then pour about 3 tbsp of batter into the heated pan.  Can't be too difficult, right?  Well, leave it to me to make anything simple quite complicated.  The directs say to then tilt and swirl the skillet to spread out the batter into round thin tortilla shapes.  I used a spoon to thin them out.  The batter quickly began getting stuck onto the skillet so the first one had its far share of rips in it.  This is why I don't make pancakes either.  I cannot master the heat to oil to batter ratio that makes it easy to flip and look appealing all at the same time... I digress though...

The "tortillas" turned out more like a pancake.  They were thicker and clearly more browned than the lovely photo above.  The texture and taste were good... they just weren't tortilla-esque.  I decided we would still do Mexican night and make tostadas instead.  Now, I know tostadas are supposed to be crispy and these were not but I still thought it would be yummy.  I topped mine with shredded chicken, sauteed mushrooms, onions and red bell peppers, added some chopped lettuce and topped with 1/2 of an avocado.  The meal itself was filling and tasty.  Maybe some other day I will decide to try the tortillas again but until then, I guess I will be fine with no 'bread-like-substance'.  It was a thrilling thought while it lasted.   If you have the secret to perfecting the perfect tortilla, please let me know!!  I am eager to learn.  Thank you and enjoy your eating. 

Paleo "candied" pecans (and I added walnuts too!)

Holy moly, may I say most delicious snack/dessert to have on hand!!!  These suckers smell delicious from the moment they go in the oven and taste even better when they come out.   I was in the mood for something sweet but didn't want to make homemade paleo ice cream so looked up online "paleo candied pecans".  I stumbled upon this website and decided to give it a try.  I followed the recipe to a "T" except for the fact that I didn't want to use just pecans.  I love pecans but had some walnuts on hand and at that time they sounded good "candied" too so I decided to give them a try. 

I preheated the oven to 250.  In a large bowl I added one egg white and 1 tbsp of water.  I whisked it for a good minute with a fork until it had a nice sheer frothy look to it.  I dumped two cups of pecans and two cups of walnuts in the egg bath and used a spoon to make sure all the nuts were bathed in the egg and water.  In a large Pyrex mixing cup I poured the 2/3 cup of honey, 1 tsp salt & 1 tsp cinnamon.  I also added about 1/2 tsp of vanilla extract for some extra flavor.  Add the honey mixture to the bowl of nuts and mix thoroughly.  Place on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and smooth down so that none are clumped on top of each other. 

Every 15 minutes for the next hour and fifteen minutes let the nuts roast away.  Every 15 minutes it is helpful to mix the nuts around on the parchment paper with a spatula so that they don't stick onto the paper.  At the end of the 1 hr 15 minutes, place into a glass bowl so that they don't cool on the parchment paper and stick there too.  Let cool and enjoy.  I have been snacking on them slightly warm and they are absolutely delicious.  They go in the fridge at night and are quite tasty chilled too.  Even though we aren't close to a winter holiday (which these remind me of) they are absolutely wonderful to snack on year round!  Enjoy.

Paleo Scotch Eggs

I've been reading about scotch eggs since I started Paleo.  I must be honest I have never heard of them nor seen then before now.  I googled Paleo scotch eggs and found this website.  A scotch egg is pretty much a hard boiled egg wrapped in ground meat and then baked.  I have also found recipes where you 'fry' them a bit on the stove and then pop them in the oven.  This recipe just involved baking so that is all I did this time around.  The recipe also mentioned that you could use breadcrumbs if you want on the outside.  I decided to try it out with Gluten Free Cornmeal as I tend to like a crunchy texture. The idea of just meat didn't settle with me. 

I had already pre-boiled the hard boiled eggs and thawed the ground turkey so this recipe did not take long at all to throw together.   All you do is remove the shell from the hard boiled egg and grab a handful of meat.  Place the egg in the center of the meat and start working it into a ball.  It's that easy.  All you have to do from there is dip the ball into the egg bath so that the gluten free cornmeal thoroughly sticks to the turkey. 

I did read in the instructions that you need to place the pre-cooked scotch eggs on some sort of drip tray so that the juices can drip from the meat while cooking.  I just use a cookie sheet lined with foil and placed an unfolded cooling rack on top.  This worked just fine. 

Have the oven pre-heated at 350.  Once the scotch eggs are prepped and ready to be cooked, place in the oven for 35 minutes.  When I took them out I didn't feel like they looked fully cooked.  We cut one open just to make sure and it was just fine.  I still think I might flash fry it before I eat it.  I understand they are good warm or cold but I'm not one for cold meat either.  One scotch egg can be a whole meal (to me).  They are quite hefty.  Moral of the story, they turned out fine and I'm glad I tried them...however I don't think I will be making these again.  They really didn't do that much for me. 

I have enjoyed exploring Paleo for this reason.  I am trying things I would NEVER have tried in the past and learning more and more of what I like and don't like.  This has been a fun journey so far.  Thank you for journeying along with me. 

Today's Paleo-ized bfast & dinner

This morning I planned to make my breakfast and prep dinner at the same time.  I am continuing to practice my Crock Pot skills.  I'll tell you the truth, I still have a ways to go... but at least I'm trying.

For breakfast, I decided on sweet potato hash and eggs with 1/2 of an avocado.  The sweet potato is quite easy to put together although you will have to use your forearm muscles to grate the sweet potato.  I tend to buy two or three sweet potatoes at a time and will grate all of them at one time just to have it all prepped.  I have found that it lasts just fine in the refrigerator (in an air tight container) for a week or two. 

 I put about 1 1/2 - 2 cups grated sweet potato in a bowl, add some green onion and then plop in an egg to 'bind' it all together.  You can also add a splash of vanilla extract and cinnamon for a nice sweet treat.  Before I mix it all together, I warm up my cast iron skillet with a spoonful of coconut oil on medium-high heat.  I then just use my hand, but of course you can use a spoon or spatula, to mix it up.  I find it is just as easy to use my hand and then add it to the warmed cast iron.  I forgot to take a picture of the final product but trust me, you will not be disappointed with this meal.  I tend to make a large portion and put half away for dinner that night or breakfast the next morning.

Now, on to dinner!  I went with the crock pot pork chops again.  They were so tasty the last time that I just had to make them again.  I had thawed the pork chops in the fridge the night before so they were easy to work with.  I used 3 pieces of turkey bacon per each chop.  I layer the bacon just slightly and only use one tooth pick to hold it all together.    Turn on the broil setting of your oven.  When ready, place your chops in a baking dish and cook the bacon (crisps the bacon a bit which is what is intended) for about 15-20 minutes in the oven.  Eye the bacon to determine if it is crisped enough.  You don't want it to be blackened but you also don't want it too soft because they it gets soggy in the crock pot... and I just find that nasty.  I added 1 cup of beef broth (because that's the only broth I had in stock right now) and then some pineapple juice to the bottom of the crock pot.  Place the two broiled chops into the crock pot and smoother with pineapple (you can do rings, chunks or shredded).  I leave my crock pot on warm when I leave for work as I don't work a job that I can guarantee just an 8 hour day.  On this day, I ended up being gone for about 10 hours and the warmed crock pot worked just perfectly.  B loved the chops... however, when I cut into it I had one of  my meat-disgust moments and decided not to eat it.  I have done so much better about eating meat but I still run into those moments where, no matter how good it looks, I'm just not in the mood. 

Paleo chocolate chip cookies

Oh my goodness, these are a hit at my house!  My mentor at work also is doing Paleo with his family so he has become such an asset to me in this part of the B & C food journey.  He sent me a recipe for Paleo Chocolate Chip Cookies on Monday and said they were absolutely delicious.  Of course, when I got home from work on Monday, I HAD to try them out.  I did make a full batch but only baked 12 cookies.  B & I both don't always do well with portion control when it comes to dark chocolate.  :)  We have the dough handy if we need a couple of cookies here and there after a meal but this makes us heat up the oven and wait for them to be baked each time.  This has been a helpful tool for me in choosing wisely the foods that I need vs. the foods that I want.  So... let's get down to it, how do you actually make these delicious balls of goodness!?

Ingredients:

3 cups blanched almond flour

1/2 c coconut oil

1/2 c maple syrup

2 eggs

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1 tsp vanilla extract

1 1/2 cups Enjoy Life semi-sweet choc chips (I used choc chunks instead)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees

First, I added the dry ingredients to my handy dandy KitchenAid mixer.

In a small bowl, I combined the eggs, maple syrup and vanilla extract and mixed thoroughly.

I then added the wet ingredients to the dry in the KitchenAid and mixed until blended

The 1/2 c of coconut oil went into the microwave for about 15 seconds to turn to a liquid substance and then was poured into the KitchenAid batter mixture.

Slowly, I added the chocolate chunks.

Once the mixture was ready to go, I took out my cookie sheet lined with parchment paper and went to work on our one dozen cookies that would be baked.  I have a cookie scoop that portions on the cookies perfectly. 

Bake for 15 minutes... and then voila!  Perfection in Paleo baking!!

Let cool for a couple of minutes then enjoy... you know I did!

I had two cookies out of this batch... Brian ate 10!!  He was not messing around.  Since our first batch, I have used the refrigerated cookie dough to make 3-6 cookies at a time.  I still preheat the oven to 375 degrees and bake for 15 minutes.  They turn out absolutely delicious each time around.  :) 

Easter Trifle

Easter was wonderful for many reasons.  One of those was trying out a new dessert.  My mom had mentioned trying out a trifle.  They always look so pretty when they are first prepared! :)  This past weekend was full of fun social things... which is a rarity for us.  We had the opportunity to go to a baby shower, meet up for dinner with a couple after that and then head to a sports bar for more social hour with another couple.  Sunday was packed full of church, lunch with friends and then dinner with other friends!  The trifle came in handy to be able to offer as dessert at both friends' homes on Sunday! 

To Make:

2 cartons of fresh strawberries, tops chopped off and then thickly sliced

12 oz container of Lite Cool Whip

3.4 oz instant French vanilla pudding mix

Bag of dark chocolate chips

Coconut shreds

One round container of angel food cake, cut into cube size pieces

Mix the cool whip and the pudding mix together... it will turn a creamy beige color.

Place about quarter of strawberries on bottom of trifle bowl

Lightly cover strawberries with a handful of coconut shreds

Lightly cover coconut with dark chocolate chips

Place about quarter of the angel food cake cubes on top of strawberry/coconut/choc chips

Add large dollop of cool whip/pudding mixture and spread around angel food cubes

Repeat about 3 times or until you make it to the top of the trifle dish.

Once you reach about 1/2 inch from the top of the bowl, add your final layer of cool whip and then arrange remaining strawberries, coconut shreds and dark chocolate chips to make it look pretty!

Eat and enjoy!  I left mine in the fridge for about 3 hours after assembling it before we headed to our friends' house for lunch.   It made for a nice cool sweet treat. 

Shout out to Pinterest once again...

Oh my goodness this is good!  This is now my second time to make it and it tends to last about 4 meals!  Primal Palate is another website that I tend to venture to often to find yummy new recipes. 

Their recipe calls for:

1 Tbsp Sesame Oil, toasted        1 Tbsp Garlic, minced                  
1 Tbsp Ginger Root, minced      
1 lb Chicken Breast, Skinless , cubed                                               
1/2 cup Water Chestnuts            2 cup Broccoli, chopped             
1/2 cup Shiitake Mushrooms, stems removed and cut in half

1/4 cup Almonds, chopped         1/4 cup Celery, chopped               
1/4 cup Green Onion, chopped    2 cup Shredded Green Cabbage 
1/4 cup Raw Coconut Aminos     1tsp Sesame Seeds

I definitely DID NOT use all of this.  I started heating up my large cast iron pan with a spoon full of raw coconut oil.  Then I added 2 cups of chopped up broccoli.  Threw in 1/2 cup of diced up portobello mushrooms (I grind them up so Brian doesn't realize that I added them in... shhhhh).  1/4 cup chopped almonds, 1/4 cup chopped cashews and 1/4 cup chopped pistachios.  (I didn't have any water chestnuts so I added more yummy nuts.) 

1/4 cup green onions & celery (equal parts) added in and then let it sizzle just a bit.  I chopped up a bunch of cooked chicken breast the first time. (I used shrimp the second time.)  Once this was all mixed together and warmed, I added the 2 cups of shredded cabbage and garlic.  Let it heat up and soften just a bit and then serve.

This is delish!!!  I hope you enjoy it.  I tend to saute more mushrooms and onions and add them to the top of mine for some extra flavor!  I don't own nor plan on buying at this time coconut aminos (I have absolutely no idea what that is) nor ginger root or sesame oil.  Just throwing that out there...

Blessings to all! :)